Touché

Jag: "You're a waste of oxygen."
Ahsan: "You're a waste of oxygen, you're not doing anything with my life."
Jag: "I'm getting an education..."
Ahsan: "I'm also getting an education."
Jag: "No, you're getting blowjob tutorials for sucking Satan's cock."
Ahsan: "It still counts as a degree, right?"

Blondinbella stoppas av obetalda räkningar

http://www.e24.se/kvinna/business/artikel_1114857.e24

rofl.

Dagens citat

"I think Robin is pretty hot actually..."
- Ahsan

Gratis skönhetsoperationer

http://www.metro.se/se/article/2009/02/04/00/5233-65/index.xml

Jag hade lätt tagit emot ett gratis silikoninplantat i kuken för att skriva lite om det. Måste folk bli så jävla ängsliga så fort det handlar om bröstförstorningar?

Dagens citat

(Angående Sagan om Ringen-trilogin)

Ahsan: "I haven't seen 'em for a couple of years, I feel like doing a marathon sometime..."
Jag: "We should watch them in the wrong order, like 3-1-2, for the lulz."
Ahsan: "No, when lulz takes like nine hours, it's never epic."

:(

Ahsan misslyckas med livet (igen)

Ahsan, efter fem dagar som icke-rökare.

"I really, really don't need it anymore"

(upprepa över 9000 gånger).

"I need some alcohol to fall asleep, man."

Epic fail.