Touché

Jag: "You're a waste of oxygen."
Ahsan: "You're a waste of oxygen, you're not doing anything with my life."
Jag: "I'm getting an education..."
Ahsan: "I'm also getting an education."
Jag: "No, you're getting blowjob tutorials for sucking Satan's cock."
Ahsan: "It still counts as a degree, right?"